Reservation : "I'm Lovin' it"


Thanks! Mr Arjun Singh

We are very grateful to you for making our higher educational institutes crippled. You'll be greatly rewarded with votes. US would be happy to see more Indians coming to their institutions for higher studies, taking them out of economic recession. The 'privileged' OBCs whose families will forever reap the benefits of quota will bless you wholeheartedly. You have done a job which nobody else could do. You have your best plans for making IITs and IIMs lose their sheen and go to the rock-bottom when it comes to quality education worldwide. Thank you for limiting the majority 'general category' to a 'minority category' in educational institutions. Thank you for stuffing twice the number of people in same lecture rooms. Thank you for haunting the nation with 'Mandal II'. Thank you for 50% reservation in total of 40 seats in AIIMS. You're the champ!

But we won't complain
  • when you have your favourite reserved category PAs and officers to work under you.
  • when the aspirations of thousands of JEE and CAT aspirants are washed away in tears.
  • when a time will come that there will be 0% quota to provide.
  • when a general category student getting 99.8percentile is not selected in IIM, and his seat given to a reserved category student with 89 percentile.
  • when ministers, bureaucrats and the creamy layer continues to enjoy the fruit of reservation for generations.

Nobody will complain - general category, non-creamy layer reserved category, minorities. China will award you with the highest honor for this reservation which would help their economy.

Congratulations! Enjoy the party. We'll make sure that our sighs and cries make good music to your ears.

Congratulations....

Comments

  1. sodApril 11, 2008 at 12:21 PM

    yaa................i also agree.............bdw........tell me one thng.........let us assume dat u hv ur best frnd a sc...........nw............he gets in iit thru reservation...........will u say d same after dat..........

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  2. badrinath shahApril 11, 2008 at 2:46 PM

    well sod friendship is one thing and merit is another
    This nation has suffered already at the hands of nepotism and caste bias.......i think this must be thwarted...

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  3. MurtyApril 15, 2008 at 6:09 PM

    Hard-hitting man...and how!

    I almost felt like being punched after every single word...

    As for literary style, BRILLIANT!

    As for political side-taking, sorry, no comments.

    PS- You know my stand.

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  4. sodApril 22, 2008 at 6:37 PM

    hey.....wat if ur best frnd...is s.c.........nd plz.....dont say diplomatic thngs..jst feel it..nd thnk once.......very carefully........den ans....

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  5. madhaviApril 24, 2008 at 7:03 PM

    good one

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